theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i now understand why vodka
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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