I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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