I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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