Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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