we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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