I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
