You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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