just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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