i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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