Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
