Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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