Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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