I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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