so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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