I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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