I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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