If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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