Pants 0. Shit 1.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
