I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It was confusing and full of hummus
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
