I think I died a long time ago.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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