dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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