Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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