I wish my penis had an off switch
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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