So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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