Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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