Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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