Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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