from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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