i barfeds in our rink
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Mom said you looked used
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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