if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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