I didn't shave. On purpose
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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