also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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