so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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