READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
