Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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