i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
