seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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