I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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