I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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