Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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