I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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