Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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