yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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