good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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