it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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