Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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