is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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