My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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