Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
love makes seman taste better
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
When are your genitals available?
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