Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
