i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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